January 2012
64 posts
in Amsterdam where it is raining. I picked up a very cute old Gujarati grandmother who is now accompanying me. I tried to help her onto a moving walkway and she almost took us both down. twelve hours to Mumbai. many more to Hyderabad. sigh.
baby went to amsterdam
she put a little money into travelling
now it’s so slow, so slow
and also
DON’T THESE BITCHES EVER WEAR SWEATPANTS????????
"it's a television, not the end of the world"
i am watching sex and the city 2. the problem is i can’t remember anything from sex and the city 1 because i was too drunk. did carrie and big actually get married? why does liza minnelli seem like she’s going to wheeze to death on the stage? why are liza’s legs still so skinny at like age 60? is this entire movie anorexic? why is carrie’s hair so frizzy? how come it seems...
clientsfromhell:
Me: Here are the photographs from the shoot yesterday
Client: Nice shots - I like this one from behind the man. Can you just flip the image so we can see his face and not the back of his head?
Me: You want me to turn him around in the photograph so you can see his face?
Client: Yes - and maybe we can make him black. Do you have Photoshop?
how obama's long game will outsmart his critics →
aight, andrew sullivan! i wish he were the wilson to my tim taylor.
why do people hate kreayshawn so much? →
answer: they probably watched the “bumpin bumpin” video.
lady gaga sucks →
here here. i don’t care about cigarette glasses. looks like some snookie shit.
giveweed.com →
malibu rap ish.
it's always darkest before the dawn
“Mr. Miagi impersonators, skinny cholos, a jacuzzi of expired milk, a Polynesian...”
– SNL’s stefon is now on Yelp. /ht @avitaniainto
Stefon K.’s Reviews | Manhattan | Yelp
(via jonk)
haha angels & kings is the best one.
world's most frustrating thing
repeated out of office auto-replies, people never picking up their phones, getting voicemail from five different people in one day at the same institution, nobody ever calling back, and nothing getting done ever. guess who?
ten things to do with twinkies →
defunct twinkies?! so sad. now who will survive nuclear holocaust, besides roaches and newt gingrich’s bitch ass?
what's wrong with urban outfitters? →
interesting. also, urban outfitters sucks because their products are cheap, shitty, and horrendously overpriced. everything is made out of garishly colored ghetto ass lycra. i havent enjoyed shopping there in five years, and don’t think i’ve spent very much money there (except when buying my brother t-shirts).
nancy pelosi feature in the advocate →
“He chooses a party that supports his values. They’ve chosen a party that...”
– nancy pelosi on barney frank & gay republicans.
25 photos of rappers doing normal shit →
“It is a drug for the poor, and its effects are horrific. It was given its...”
– Krokodil: The drug that eats junkies - Europe - World - The Independent (via jonk)
AAAHHHHHHHH… whatever you do, don’t google image krokodil. flesh eating shit! wtf!
How To Steal An LG TV, Brought To You By LG →
jonk:
ha! that’s pretty cool!
this is pretty good. ad people, take note.
“when you grow up the way that I did, with kids at school throwing rocks at my...”
– Margaret Cho Rightfully Loses Her Shit (via jonk)
“I do not take the high road. I take the low road and blows below the belt are my...”
– Margaret Cho Rightfully Loses Her Shit (via jonk)
aw, emma stone shows up and nobody else does. →
why i love her.
