caitlin: i'm not going to lie, i love that listing
but it eerily sounds like something you would (secretly) write
i wrote it.
caitlin: you did not.
me: i did.
BUT WHY HASN'T NORTHWESTERN TATTOOED FOOT MAN REPLIED?
kahlen from america’s next top model was our bartender last night. apparently she’s opening her own bar soon. i let her know that antm specifically made me suck at college sophomore year spring quarter, but for some reason it didn’t seem to bother her. womp.
printers in the hands of an angry god! ! !
the man that’s always in the union square subway station always keeps my commute interesting. every day he wears this gray sweatshirt with flames on it covered in different sayings. earlier this week it was “REPENT OR PERISH” and today it was something about HELLFIRE or BRIMSTONE or something. i only find it amusing because he clearly had a big batch of sweatshirts made with the...
"Mary, where did you go, this is Eric" (saddest... →
shan just sent me this. it’s sad because a) “it’s been 11 days and your yahoo mail stopped working” and b) i strongly suspect he bought that shit on vhs.
economic stimulus payment schedule →
maybe the only time in life that being kind of poor is kinda positive.
ashish: oh you know what youll struggle with? i have been trying to find a word for awkward in spanish for hte past month...there is no direct translation
After all, we know Barack Obama has received multiple death threats —...– david rees: journey to the center of hillary clinton’s mind: “why would i drop out before barack obama is assassinated?”
how obama ended up on (and off) the michigan... →
i have nothing to say except if the michigan democratic party wasn’t such a bunch of yokels, this wouldn’t have happened. the end.
how'd it all get so mediocre? →
via huffpo. shout out to harrison bergeron. this article had to happen one day.
10 reasons to blow off the sex and the city movie... →
northwestern tattooed foot man. →
instead of doctorship, i should probably just freelance write craigslist missed connection postings for others. i find it highly enjoyable.
"conservatives shocked at dunkin' donuts'... →
hawhawhahwh. wonkette commenters are funny. especially the comments about “racha el-ray” and her “keffiyaccino.” also i don’t think rachael ray is actually wearing a keffiyeh, that just looks like an ugly frilly scarf. the pattern is wrong.
i have only read 62 of the 1001 books one must read before they die. i started and abandoned 7. if only i could count movie adaptations.
i heard that common, broken social scene, and third eye blind are coming for dillo day at northwestern this year. i would probably kill to see third eye blind. seriously. and you know what’s really crazy? the amount of people that agree with me.
we went hiking today
pictas from roreo. it was pretty much great.
"volumes to go before you die" (nyt) →
an article for and by nerds. by the way, the list is here. go on and shame yourself if you must.
things younger than john mccain →
101 Tips For Living
clearly for dudes. johncarney: * You should never have to match your socks, other than to separate black from white; buy 18 pairs of identical socks in each color and throw them all out every six months. * Pants with pleats get cuffs; pants without, do not. * Avoid large faced watches if you have thin wrists. * Sunglasses may only be worn indoors after 1 a.m. * Carry around those small...
listening to tom waits is like going to church.
a melody played in a penny arcade
you know what i really miss about not having a tv? real housewives of new york city. i wonder what alex and the gang are up to these days.
dirty hippie family gives up belongings, moves to... →
what the hell is an organic homesteader?
U.S. (and presumably everyone else) frustrated by... →
why 'the paper' is probably the best show on mtv. →
if only i still had a television.
"minute waltz" (nyt) →
i left a cupcake out in the hallway today for a post-work snack and somebody stole it. who does that? unfortunately for the culprit i had already taken two HUGE licks of the frosting. very noticeable licks. idiots. also, i have a cold.
i just got into medical school.
shannon: i know the inner churnings of your mind (hair) and know the late night gruntings and google searches that make you who you are
the real world: brooklyn. →
the back of my “earth day limited edition” metrocard (which is of course not recyclable. nice) tells me that i have roughly 1/4 the carbon footprint of the average american. also, it took me two hours to get home from work today. thanks mta.?
the monstrous thing is not that men have created roses out of this dung heap,...– henry miller, tropic of cancer (1934).
oh, and. i want to read james frey’s new book, even though the times review of it was a little too “precious” for me.
my necktie is asleep
i went to dc this weekend and it was great. i also watched the lives of others (das leben der anderen) with the peeler fam last night and shoveled my face with hot homemade fudge sauce & ice cream. sigh, life. the movie was so wonderful that i was inspired to sign up for netflix. i’m geeked.
usher: love in the club →
since we don’t listen to the radio anymore, or go to the deuce every thursday, i never hear any new guilty pop pleasures. luckily i was lounging in a cafe last weekend reading a book and this song came on. and all of a sudden EVERYONE was dancing. it was like a dave chappelle skit. i mean, everyone. even the angry butch barista wanted to make love in the club. it was bangin. kinda like this...
things i did last night . com →
step outside, but not to brawl
Thu, May 8, 2008 at 4:58 PM To: [all] god summer…i love you….what do u guys want me to bring u back from calfirnoa? Thu, May 8, 2008 at 4:59 PM To: [all] california* i know how to spell my state Thu, May 8, 2008 at 5:00 PM To: [all] some sticky icky icky Thu, May 8, 2008 at 5:00 PM To: [all] sun pls. and some mexicans to make me tacos and guac. Thu, May 8, 2008 at 5:01 PM...
poems that soothe heartbreak →
interesting to read nyt readers picks. lots of bob dylan.
great tits cope well with warming (bbc) →
the #1 most read article on bbc today. those britons have always had a great sense of humor. from christine
87 jeans and a fresh pair of nikes on
last night mai and i went to a legitimate metal bar. they were blasting like, slayer. and pantera. it was great. i also got my first gigantor bug bite of the season while lounging on the back deck. hello summer.
2. republicans crossing over to vote in democratic... →
1. can you become a creature of new habits? (nyt) →