hang the dj hangthedjhang the dj hang the dj...
my great aunt took me to red lobster today. it was awesome, mainly because i haven’t been in a couple years. i kept getting flashbacks to this one time i convinced mai and christine that it would be funny to go to the olive garden in chelsea, to get cheap food and to act like tourists. they were good sports, even when the sketchy server disappeared for 30 minutes and the (shockingly...
By profiling organizations in South Africa that use soccer as a tool for HIV education, this documentary explores a larger movement toward innovative, culturally sensitive development work. The question is one of gender…do girls have a spot on the field? my friends maggie and jama went to south africa for 3 months last year to make this documentary. this is their finished product.
i have to go when the whistle blows
i leave in less than 24 hours. i haven’t even begun packing yet. this sounds familiar.
"worst album covers ever" →
one word: brooklyn.
provincetown, mass: “it was refreshing enough to see dudes wearing plaid and not butch lesbians.”
i'll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time...
i have so much to do before i leave. this is really problematic. …but at least i cleaned out my email inbox.
"family of faggot fans fly the flag" →
wtf? the bbc has the most ridiculous headlines… hands down. seriously, who writes their copy. david sent this to me (clearly)
GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas."
JIM LEHRER: "Florida"
GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."
—The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
chicken soup won't help
ew, i was just watching tv and the video for ‘lollipop’ by lil wayne just came on, and i had to turn it off because lil wayne is so ridiculous looking. not only is he an actual midge, but he looks kind of like a drunk ray charles when he gyrates and flails around his party bus with his huge womanly sunglasses on.
i’ve coined new words, like misunderstanding and hispanically.– George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
"anything is possible!" →
This afternoon Al Gore took a break from eating Cheetos and worrying about the...– wonkette
i had an erotic dream about chuck bass from gossip girls last night.– anon.
my friends at work think it was a pulmonary embolism since it was right after a flight from italy. and who are these creepy wiki trolls anyway? it’s REAL sketch.
BREAKING NEWS 3:33 PM ET: Tim Russert Is Dead at 58, His Family Says dude. the creepiest part is that it was on wikipedia before it was on nyt. oh and also that mallo knew beforehand. eeeeeeeeeeeeehhgggggggg really sad.
fox hearts huckabees →
record in 110-meter hurdles falls →
i used to run hurdles in high school. i was kinda bad. but i went to states i think. it was one of those things where they put the slowpokes in one heat, and the fasties in the other, and then keep combining the winners. so i would always be the winner. of the losers. hm that sounds familiar.
fire hydrants are for jumping.
the hellfire/brimstone guy in union square had a t-shirt on today (how weather appropriate!) that said “jesus made me kosher.”
and a hat full of rain
it smells like dirt and wet leaves.
"williamsburg firefighters, you have to stop" →
we never learn
Jamie: how was the rest of the night last night? did you go to one?
me: hell no
Jamie: i think the exchange that summarized that situation for me was fuzzy saying "he's the guy in the striped shirt" and you replying "everyone here is wearing a striped shirt."
everything else is our oyster
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i can't work a 9 to 5
like five years ago i read somewhere that howard dean’s favorite song is “jaspora,” by wyclef jean. i find this factoid really weird.
got a head full of lightning
6 June 2008 12:40 To: [all] [Meatpacking club] with a bunch of idiots from LI? They are going all out with tables and everything for some dudes bday… any interest? 6 June 2008 12:49 To: [all] last time we hung out with that crowd i remember my ass being slapped. 6 June 2008 12:53 To: [all] i second that and then they followed kiran and i 6 June...
zimbabwe tells all aid groups to halt efforts →
i hate that food can become a weapon. also i wonder if morgan tsvangirai will make it through the year.
toasting the joys of imbibing properly →
all i have to say is: i knew the metaphysical hangover existed!!!
"peter rabbit must die" →
yikes, pt. 2.
We as black people now have hope that we have never, ever had. I have new goals...– Kwabena Sam-Brew (Many Blacks Find Joy in Unexpected Breakthrough, NYT)
"repairing the damage, before roe" →
i’m really excited for barack. this is really historic. !!!!
» Barack Obama to saikiran 11:17 PM (1 hour ago) saikiran — I’m about to take the stage in St. Paul and announce that we have won the Democratic nomination for President of the United States. It’s been a long journey, and we should all pause to thank Hillary Clinton, who made history in this campaign. Our party and our country are better off because of her. I...
'why we should talk to iran' →
elbow iran in face vs. talk directly to said face? ????? meh i dont know. im too hungry
hill needs obama to pay off her debts??? →
T/F? also, dropping out… T/F???!!!!
"decorated war veteran bill kristol tackles... →
it’s so easy to make fun of bill kristol that it’s almost passe, but i couldn’t pass this one up. (via wonkette)
a campaign to hate (wapo op-ed) →