September 2009
i am bored, but not tired. i am learning about staphylococcus aureus. it’s interesting, but i can’t help but wish i was somewhere else. like on the water. like.. on a boat.
detroit, dying or dead →
two things that always make news for some reason: new york neighborhoods going to shit, and detroit being shit.
blah blah lower east side blah rising rents blah... →
dear nyt: tell me something i don’t know.
Sickened by Brownies, but It Wasn’t Food Poisoning... →
all i have to say about this is:
1. why did these dumb ass school teachers not know they were high on pot brownies
2. DAMN, $1.50 for a pot brownie in LA? hello, recession prices!
best gchat status in a while pt. 2
“diagnosed diaper rash in a 35 yr old woman today … i pay for this.”
— tim g.
but they all sound the same
me: hwo come everyones from shaker
including my future husband kid cudi who went to school with aaron
Katie: haha
aaron?
me: or whoever
Katie: donald
hahaha
me: whatever, some whitey name
Katie: you are so terrible with white people's names
remember snack packs?
characterizationofmylife:
papermountain:
when was the last time you ate a snack pack? i have no idea why they hopped into my mind, but i could go for a solid snack pack right now.
when i was a kid i used to eat them without spoons. i’d open up a corner of it, squeeze the container and drink the chocolate goodness like it was out of a juicebox.
i was a strange kid.
I had one yesterday to...
WHY WE TRAVEL →
nyt reader photos. the south america ones just kill me. i want to go back. there is so much more to see.
uncomfortable plot summaries →
some of these are terrible. some are funny: BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. LARS AND THE REAL GIRL: Retarded man doesn’t know what sex toy is for.
"seven long days in skinny jeans" →
a fat man in small pants
how come i saw an 8-year-old girl in church clothes and 3 inch heels today at the library with her dad. wtf white girlchild.
and hella rich kids with their parents trailing behind them toting their notebooks, on the way to meet their 8th grade tutors.
Watcha dozen things about BBU.! how come jasson still sounds like he has swine flu. “hey mom, im a rapper!”
some dude came out of the cubicles at the library yesterday and deposited a bag of famous amos cookies on my desk and smiled at me. DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED COOKIES ALL THE TIME?????????? dont answer that shit.
Today is FALL.
(via characterizationofmylife)
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i should start wearing pants.
taming your digital distractions (nyt) →
good thing i didn’t actually read this and gchatted instead. for real.
#dontwifeher →
i love this shit.
#dontwifeher if she doesn’t know the words to Jagged Edge’s “Where the Party At” #dontwifeher if she only shaves below the knee #DONTWIFEHER IF HER TOE NAILS OR FINGERNAILS ARE DIRTY..THATS A DIRTY BITCH #dontwifeher if she went to medical school and you didn’t. mostly because she won’t let you wife her.
http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/ →
on email dependence
Nikki: I hate hitting send without your approval
“ barack obama doesn’t care about wack people”
– seanp via muna :)
“#lilmamais like the dude that parachutes down on the field during a game!”
– about 12 hours ago from myfabolouslife Fabolous
“i am a 10, i could probably go down to a six but i don’t feeeeeel like it,...”
– nene, housewives of atlanta.
(via maibeat)
twix pb is fucking gross. i want my money back
former nba players love indie pop music? →
“I often forget that half of the humans who make up the world’s population have IQs below 100. I also forget that James Patterson makes The New York Times best-seller list by vomiting on pieces of parchment and binding them together, while David Mitchell novels go largely unread.”
crabby beast that loves passion pit and discovery. thumbs up
http://joewilsonisyourpreexistingcondition.com/ →
skin whiteners labeled racist →
from mai. “The dark skin guy turns to his friend and says in Hindi, “I am unlucky because of my face.” His light skin friend replies, “Not because of your face, because of the color of your face.”
how is this news right now? i remember using fair & lovely as a kid. and my mom exfoliating my skin in third grade, hard, to combat the effects of a day at a...
“a dude just tried to entice me to his car by offering me a chicken wing which he...”
– a text from nikki brown, 09/08/09
suturing workshop today. more fun than i expected? but my arms got tired.
how is jay sean on cash money records?
