when was the last time you ate a snack pack? i have no idea why they hopped into my mind, but i could go for a solid snack pack right now.
when i was a kid i used to eat them without spoons. i’d open up a corner of it, squeeze the container and drink the chocolate goodness like it was out of a juicebox.
i was a strange kid.
I had one yesterday to go with my pizza Lunchable. no joke.
a pizza lunchable? eff, i used to eat those thangs in elementary school. except i didn’t eat any part of it except the 4 pepperonis they gave you, and the butterfinger. the “pizza dough” was too dry, as was the dried out skim mozz they gave you. this is prolly why i was still like 40 pounds in the 4th grade.
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. LARS AND THE REAL GIRL: Retarded man doesn’t know what sex toy is for.
some dude came out of the cubicles at the library yesterday and deposited a bag of famous amos cookies on my desk and smiled at me. DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED COOKIES ALL THE TIME?????????? dont answer that shit.
#dontwifeher if she doesn’t know the words to Jagged Edge’s “Where the Party At” #dontwifeher if she only shaves below the knee #DONTWIFEHER IF HER TOE NAILS OR FINGERNAILS ARE DIRTY..THATS A DIRTY BITCH #dontwifeher if she went to medical school and you didn’t. mostly because she won’t let you wife her.
"I often forget that half of the humans who make up the world’s population have IQs below 100. I also forget that James Patterson makes The New York Times best-seller list by vomiting on pieces of parchment and binding them together, while David Mitchell novels go largely unread."
crabby beast that loves passion pit and discovery. thumbs up
from mai. "The dark skin guy turns to his friend and says in Hindi, "I am unlucky because of my face." His light skin friend replies, "Not because of your face, because of the color of your face."
how is this news right now? i remember using fair & lovely as a kid. and my mom exfoliating my skin in third grade, hard, to combat the effects of a day at a friend’s country club. i finally got over it. in africa this summer i got super dark and for the first time, loved it. progress!