April 2011
Who what am I? My answer: I am the sum total of everything that went before me, of all I have been seen done, of everything done-to-me. I am everyone everything whose being-in-the-world affected was affected by mine. I am anything that happens after I’ve gone which would not have happened if I had not come.
salman rushdie, midnight’s children (1981).
“I’m Ronnie from Jersey Shore and keepin’ it real is what it’s...”
– why.
I can't believe I had to hear it from Jackie...
thinasthieves-:
the most heinous 16 and pregnant ever made →
this might be the worst fucking episode i have ever seen, not that i have watched much of this show. i can’t even tell you how much of a fuck-up the baby daddy on this episode is. he’s this zombie faced sunken eyes fatty named josh. the weird thing is at one point in the episode, the 16yr old (jennifer) decides to put her twins in the car with josh to drive them to his house since he...
mtv gripes.
how come the only show on mtv is effing 16 and pregnant. seriously. ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
what's your water footprint? →
via national geographic, by way of patagonia emails. the only patagonia email i’ve ever opened, in fact.
Patient emits potentially harmful gas; hazmat... →
The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We're All Going To... →
via trina.
your iphone secretly tracks yo location?! →
wish veatrice a happy 100th, via sprint! →
related: a guide to smartphone manners. →
keep your thumbs still when i'm talking to yoU!... →
