derail your own train: Archive

sloshed: the truth behind eight beer myths →

Jul 1st

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"i wish i could pull that off"

garconniere: moonbrains: nothing bothers me more than “i wish i could pull that off” almost bugs me as much as “fashion rules” (i.e. no white after labour day, never mix prints, people of body type x should never wear item x because then! we notice they have body type x!). for the record, it’s not really a compliment if you tell someone, “you could pull anything off/i’d look like crap if i...

Jul 1st

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Jul 1st

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Jul 1st

Jun 30th

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donn: Dr. Nick Lewis might be a young physician...

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

Jun 29th

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“According to Beverage Marketing Corporation, the average American drinks 44.7...”

– lightweights! i drink maybe 2 cans a day on average, so i’m significantly more beveraged. The Average American Drinks 45 Gallons of Soda a Year (via jonk) fuck i hate myself. i hope dr. pepper does something good with the money i be giving them.

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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Jun 26th

Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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saturday afternoon

tried to google things to do in toledo. mostly found shit like “blair museum of lithophones.” and the sky is going grey. shit.

Jun 25th

Watch

jonk: HOMG SOFA KING TRUE. (said as an ex-yelp-elite who hangs out with many yelpers. SO FAHNNY. they even managed to squeeze in FUC, ROTD, and FTR. heh! *yelp snoot*) Tricia & Johanna: Yelpers - watch more funny videos i am not a yelpite, but i read yelps. however, i dont yelp. but i still loled.

Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

the smelliest block in new york →

broome btwn allen and eldridge (the lower east side). reading this gave me the creeps. manhattan in the summer is positively raunchy, full of the foulest (no pun intended) smells imaginable. the city is humid, everyone leaves, the people that are left crawl around like flies, and the stench cooks itself in the heat. i cringe to think about it.

Jun 24th

what brooklyn looked like in 1974 →

donn: nonstop: West Side Story basically latinizing.

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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one of these things is not like the other

21 June 2011 23:09 To: [all] clearly i expect you guys to do the same thing. http://www.buzzfeed.com/fjelstud/british-royal-marine-killed-in-afghanistan-sends-h ————————————————— 21 June 2011 23:14 To: [all] ill drink to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...

Jun 23rd

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california love, by dana and lauren. file under: worst cover ever made. with random dancers for no reason.

Jun 23rd

what brooklyn looked like in 1974 →

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

“If you do not believe in gay marriage, do not marry a gay person.”

– Whoopi Whoopi Goldberg Spars With Elisabeth Hasselbeck About David Tyree’s Gay Marriage Views (VIDEO)

Jun 23rd

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Jun 22nd

Jun 21st

i got a feeling that today's gonna be a great day

wasabi almonds, harpoon summer beer. woke up 6 hours after my 9p-9a shift ended. will probably get nothing done today. starving but no quick fix. the to-do list grows longer.

Jun 21st