March 2012
A Benefit for Justin's GIft w/Aziz Ansari,... →
azizisbored:
I’m doing the benefit mentioned above tomorrow at Largo in LA. Please come. Click the link above to buy tickets.
If you read the really sad Rolling Stone article “Minnesota’s War on Gay Teens,” this charity goes to help those kids out. The article made me really sad so I decided to put this show together to raise some money for the charity.
If you haven’t read the article, its...
new york i love you but you're bringing me down
dontadmit:
If I have to do one more blood culture today I’m going to lose my shit. Things I am not: a nurse, a phlebotomist, a social worker, a psychologist, your fucking bitch. End futile rant (ps I am your bitch)
February 2012
“why can’t you use comic sans?”
– mark, while reviewing a document i sent him.
also they are both a head shorter than mark and regis.
recording this for posterity
regis and mark are playing 2 on 2 against two asian dudes at the gym, one of which has an orange bowl cut.
“you turn 25 and now youre all out of escapes”
– james murphy
today
driving back from chicago, the sun setting, all my friends by lcd soundsystem on repeat.
“I toughed it out hoping that it would get better and it finally did…it ended.”
– The Best of the Worst Netflix Reviews of Best Picture Nominees (via nevver)
the best review is the one about war horse.
chi town bound
on my way to chicago with a haruki murakami audiobook, a david sedaris audiobook, and three lcd soundsystem albums on deck. hooray!
talkin bout the old folk
grandma: can you type while talking?
me: yes
grandma: MY SWEET CHILD! *kisses face and grabs both cheeks*
piebald is playing at the bar. and tonight was drink n draw. miles davis n naked models. and the model is here!
Watchsnl —- jay-z and beyonce’s baby.
i laughed so, so hard.
Lesser Known Lana Del Rey Songs
nevver:
“Toaster Oven.”
“Clock/Radio.”
“L-Shaped Sectional.”
“Set of 2 End Tables - $35 OBO (Riverview)”
“Tape Dispenser”
“Foam Can Insulator with Image of Sailboat.”
“Vanilla Little Tree Air Freshner.”
“Sconces.”
“Jenga.”
“Partially Used 9-Volt Battery.”
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